How to Wear Faux Fur

I know what you’re thinking.

“Rachel! You HATE faux fur! You think it’s overall tacky and it makes you sneeze and it’s itchy and you have no idea how to wash it!”

If that’s what you’re thinking, you are thinking wrong, because after today’s trip to Forever 21 I have discovered I LOVE faux fur. I’ve just been wearing it wrong.

BOOM.

Leopard Top: $22.80

Leopard Leggings: $10.80

Purple Faux Fur Vest: $29.80

Grey Faux Fur Vest: $37.80

There it is, chickies. Soak it in. The only way to wear faux fur properly is to wear IT ALL AT ONCE and WITH LEOPARD PRINT.

Now, again, I know what you’re thinking.

“This bitch has lost her damn mind. She looks like a gender confused woolly mammoth.”

IF that’s what you’re thinking, you’re again thinking wrong. This ish is the height of fashion.

You just don’t get it.

And I feel sorry for you. Hate on me haters. I do not have time to explain fashion to you or why I ‘m dressed like a Russian Bond villain.

Forever 21, Furtastic.

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8 Responses to How to Wear Faux Fur

  1. I’m so glad you posted this. I’ve been trying to figure out a chic way to incorporate faux fur into my wardrobe. And this is clearly the ONLY way to do it…ha! Love your blog!

  2. WTFun

    “Gender confused wooly mammoth”… How do you continually come up with this sh**, girl!? I look forward to your posts every damn day. Thanks!

  3. Callmestewey

    You’re awesome<3 xD

  4. Kathleen N.

    I mean I GUESS this could be okay. Are you hanging out with Snoop Dog? No? What about Katt Williams. No?! Damn. Probably you shouldn’t wear this then.

  5. funderpants

    No, no, Kathleen N. Dogg and Katt will be itching to be in the WTF21 Clique when this post goes viral.

    “If something is worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”

  6. Nicole

    thank you!

  7. Emily

    Everyday I’m shufflin’.

  8. vince garica

    Your Horrible…..LOL….

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