Hipster Tee Catastrophe

In what I’m entirely convinced is an effort to net cash from the coveted hipster boi consumer segment, Forever 21 has rolled out what is quite possibly the douchiest fucking tee I have ever laid my poor, puffy, red eyes on.

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Classic Tee with Scarf: $18.90

It’s a slim cut tee with a skinny scarf ATTACHED to it. They might as well call it the “I’m sure you’ve never heard of this band I love. They’re pretty obscure” tee.

All that’s missing now is a pair of dick strangling jeans and a Spock haircut, along with a sleeve of tattoos that hold absolutely no significance to you what so ever. Basically, this tee is the main ingredient in the Privileged Hipster emergency kit.

I’ll bet that scarf only drinks fair trade coffee, too.

Forever 21, Corporations like you are the REAL Enemy, Man. You Don’t Even Know. Let’s Meet Up at Starbucks and Talk About it While we Smoke Parliament Cigarettes.

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5 Responses to Hipster Tee Catastrophe

  1. Estella

    Douchebag wear to the max!

  2. Valerie

    Does that model have soulful eyes or is that the “omfg help me?” look?

  3. OMFG, this is a hella ugly tshirt!!!

  4. ireliux

    wow! that’s just obscene!

  5. Lori

    A tee with an attached scarf. All the better to strangle you with, my dear.

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