Has the Coachella themed fashion trend pervading retailers this Spring gone too far?
Faux Leather Charm Necklace: $4.90
Hold on, let me consult the fake crystal in this tiny pouch I’m wearing around my neck.
Hmm. That doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m getting some vibe interference from these sandals that look like they belong to a lesbian fairy.
Glittered Jelly Sandals: $15.90
You know what? Let’s just leave the answer up to this acid wash nightmare fuel which I have generously provided with the googly eyes it so richly deserves (and needs to start eating babies and souls).
Forever 21, WTF?