Once in a great while, when the moons align and a tender breeze whistles through the dankest sweatshop sewing floor, we here at WTForever 21 press pause on the almost endless vitriol injected into posts to thank the Heavens for Forever 21′s standout selections.
In honor of my birthday tomorrow and impending Princess Party to celebrate it, today’s positive post will highlight all that’s pink and regal in the realm of WTF.
Hold on to your tiaras.
Floral Leatherette Flats: $19.80
It’s Fantastic Friday.
Shimmering Floral Tiara: $9.80
Back in 2005, when tween girls still kind of gave a shit about J. Lo and Mel Gibson hadn’t gone completely bat shit insane, I thought wearing tiaras might become a trend in the wake of a startling return to headbands. Although it never happened, I like to think every girl (and a healthy portion of guys) deserves to wear a tiara at least no less than half a dozen times in their life. At under $10, why not?
Diamante Surplice Dress: $27.80
Who doesn’t love a hot pink party dress with golden stud finishes and a generously flattering V-Neck, wrap around cut? I’ll tell you who DOES: Princesses.
Beautiful Seamless Boyshort: $3.80
I’m of the firm opinion everyone should believe they have a beautiful butt. Whether it’s actually true or not is a completely different story, but having high self butt esteem has jettisoned more than one woman into the history books. I’m looking at you, Kim Kardashian, AND your outrageous rump!
Cascading Earrings: $4.80
I am really in love with earrings. Such an easy and elegant way to elevate any outfit. White tee, jeans and basic black flats? Boring. White tee, jeans and basic black flats with a high ponytail and some awesome, gold hammered disc, teardrop earrings? Bodacious.
These earrings are sufficiently regal without going too over the top ans sufficiently pink enough to satisfy my current obsession with blush tones.
Jeweled Pendant Necklace: $4.80
This reminds me of something Peach from the Mario Bros. would wear. Congratulations, your Princess is, indeed, in this castle.
Forever 21, Fantastic.