Cupid’s Picks

As a special treat for Valentine’s Day shoppers, Forever 21 has rolled out a list of gifts personally picked by Cupid, chief among them being sticks of sexual dynamite like this doozy.

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Poisoned Love Fringe Top: $14.80

Sometimes Forever 21′s picks are way off the mark, but I have to give it to them this year. A top like that is sure to make the lampshade of your dreams go ga-ga!

What’s that you say? You mean to tell me you didn’t plan to spend this Valentine’s Day cooking a sumptuous meal for, romancing, reading poetry to and then subsequently banging the shit out of a lampshade by candlelight?

You wanted to attracted a human BEING with this top?

Fine. More for me then.

Forever 21, Furniture Matchmaker.

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2 Responses to Cupid’s Picks

  1. Bahaha! I’m trying to think of a place where one would even think of wearing this.
    Nope, can’t think of any. Not the beach, not gym (danger! danger!).
    Perhaps if one was dancing and spinning around the house, the fringe might dust some furniture off. Oh wait, furniture love….damn it.

  2. Sarah

    Truly atrocious.

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