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Lady Beetlejuice

Listen up, ladies who like to dress as sexy insert film or television character here every Halloween! Forever 21 has made their first, clear cut addition to the many clothing items in their catalog which can be used for costumes. … Continue reading

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What a Steal!

What’s this? Turns out there wasn’t a lot of demand for a jacket so sad it cries fake suede tears. Forever 21, Thanks for the Discount but … No Thanks. …

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Cupid’s Picks

As a special treat for Valentine’s Day shoppers, Forever 21 has rolled out a list of gifts personally picked by Cupid, chief among them being sticks of sexual dynamite like this doozy. Poisoned Love Fringe Top: $14.80 Sometimes Forever 21′s … Continue reading

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What to Wear When you Fall in Love with Channing Tatum

Sometimes the most obvious things in the world can be the most surprising. Like finding a quicker route to work by taking a wrong turn or learning that ratty old sweater you lounge around in at home is the sexiest … Continue reading

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Award Winning Shorts

If there was an Olympic sport which awarded clothing stores for selling the ugliest pair of shorts I have ever seen, these puffers would take the gold. Pleated Waist Shorts: $18.01 Faux suede, camel colored with pleats that seem specifically … Continue reading

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WTF from Around the World: Intersect.com

For some time now, I’ve been trying with what I’d call medium level success to amass a collection of photos taken inside Forever 21 stores or photos of fabulous, intelligent, funny and amazingly good looking readers like you wearing outrageous … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day Outfits

Valentine’s Day outfit. You are doing it. You are doing it all wrong. Forever 21, WTF? …

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Old School WTF

It’s been a good long while since I scoped something in Forever 21′s online catalog that literally made me say, “What the fuck?” out loud. Polka Dot Flowers Top: $13.80 Congratulations, Polka Dot Flowers Top. You broke through that WTF … Continue reading

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Forever 21 Mixes Street Style with WTF

You all know the poses. The familiar shoe gazing, thoughtful glances and “Oh, I didn’t notice you there. I was just lounging awkwardly in front of this brick wall” look many fashion bloggers have come to adopt. But all navel … Continue reading

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Acid Wash Denim Jumpsuit

There comes a time in the life of every multi-national clothing retailer when they must face a challenge. A challenge seemingly insurmountable. The challenge being how to make jumpsuits more dumb. Button Up Denim Jumper: $37.80 Lovelies, Forever 21 has … Continue reading

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