There’s a few things I absolutely call fuckery on here.
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Roaring Lion Muscle Tee: $13.80
Things I Have Issues with:
1. MUSCLE TEES mixed with pork pie hats. Where are you headed in this? Unless you are about to play a jazz flute solo in a smokey San Diego lounge and then directly after that about to change the oil in your classic ‘stang, you’re most probably doing this hat wrong.
How do I know this? Because those two things would not be done by the same person, let alone in the same outing.
Get it together.
2. The LION DISPLAYING IT’S ZEBRA MANGLERS from inside the cross. Is this supposed to be some thing about the lamb and the shepherd and the holy big cat? Am I missing a piece of the puzzle? ‘Cus all your girl can think about is injured wilder beasts and the lions who love them.
Could this be altered so that anything fierce and majestic can be inserted into the cross?
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Can we just place anything in there and make it work?
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Given how amazing these versions look, I’m going to say yes and move on.
Things I Surprisingly Do Not Have an Issue with:
The coochy shorts. If a lady wants to risk a yeast infection and a wicked jean burn on her muff flaps for the sake of fashion, that’s between her and her busy gynecologist. I ain’t even mad.
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Forever 21, WTF?
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