Award Winning Shorts

If there was an Olympic sport which awarded clothing stores for selling the ugliest pair of shorts I have ever seen, these puffers would take the gold.

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Pleated Waist Shorts: $18.01

Faux suede, camel colored with pleats that seem specifically made to be unflattering. Now there is a time and place for pleats. But that time is not now and that place is not anywhere around the crotch region.

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It’s like some poor intern is crouched just out of frame with a blow dryer pointed straight up her crotch. If you looked up “Front Butt” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of these shorts.

Forever 21, Stop Putting Pleats Where they Don’t Belong.

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2 Responses to Award Winning Shorts

  1. sea hag

    Wow. And the cumberbund waistband too!

  2. Sarah

    I have to admit I was not completely horrified by these shorts…until you mentioned they were faux suede. Now I am crying.

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