In the past few weeks I’ve received a record amount of emails and links in comment threads about one dress.
A dress so WTF it seems to have captured the attentions and captivated the minds of literally handfuls of you.
Coated Party Dress: $19.80
Yes, coated. A lot of your have asked, “Coated with what?”
And I have to answer, “Isn’t it obvious?”
Coated with swag. Coated with confidence, class and high-shine polyester… Probably mostly high shine polyester, though. I mean, a GIA certified diamond would be jealous. A GIA, I TELL YOU! Look how she sparkles.
And this isn’t just some form of bondage picnic wear or something from Cat Woman’s casual wardrobe, oh no. Not only is this dress great for cocktail parties, you can also turn it inside out when you’re done and toss trash in it for easy clean up.
That’s called multi-tasking. And value.
Forever 21, WTF?
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In 18th century London the debris from burning coal was terrible so people looked for a way to put it to use, one use was to coat fabrics with it and make a coating over ‘raincoats’ to make them waterproof. It might be that F21 has hit upon the same solution for party dresses?
Yeah, this dress is pretty bad….
I’m more concerned about this model’s legs to lips ratio… Almost distracted me from the hideousness of the dress.
I saw it in person and it’s even worse up close and personal. It’s like a weird pleather/raincoat/garbage bag.
bahaha! Satire at its finest right there!
Ooh. Looks like I found something to do with that box of Glad trash bags.
40 new dresses, here I come!
This gives me an idea for a post….
It feels very costumey. Like that really shitty cheap material used in costumes.
I noticed it too. Might be a Photoshop disaster.
The more you know.
I second that.
Is it sad if I kind of like it? Of course, this is entirely dependent on the dress looking decent in person (which COULD happen), but since this is F21, I know it’ll be much, much worse than the picture. Oh, what could have been…
Just look at her Arms. Total photoshop disaster…
totally getting this.
totally being bondage alice in wonderland for halloween.
totally photoshopping my arms to match.
Stay tuned for a full on Halloween costume themed post!
i know this model well, this picture isn’t photoshopped. be nice……the dress is fucking awful.